Tuesday, December 18, 2007

UNAVAILABLE

1. On a mission.
2. Living in England.
3. 18... I know...
4. 18 and living in England... a bit worse
5. Doesn't like girls.
6. Doesn't like girls.
7. At grad school. Grad school is five states away.
8. Almost engaged.
9. Married. Oops.
10. Well if he's NOT a minor living (or serving) in another state who's gay and married or almost married then bring him on.

My parents can't say I'm not trying.

2 comments:

Cort said...

You're hilarious.

Yancy said...

i got a kick out of this one as well. i love your candor.